“When I was 11 my parents divorced and my mom married my dad’s brother. As if that isn’t awkward enough… when my brothers and I got older, we eventually had to break the news to our soon to be spouses. When I told my fiance, he said “Don’t tell my family.” So came time for our parents to meet. Everyone introduced themselves. My mom, dad and stepdad/uncle where all there (yet another awkward moment) I guess as an ice breaker my uncle/stepdad says “So did Susan tell you I’m also her uncle”? My fiances mom started coughing then started choking. The ambulance was called, but thankfully I know the heimlich and got the piece of food out right away. After that though my fiance’s parents left, and haven’t seen my family since. Can’t wait for the wedding… awkward.”

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What I would do if I had 2 telephone poles and a quad

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One thing vegans probably don’t think about is that they actually might be eaten for breakfast

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When you get the munchies for something sweet, watch this. Those cravings will fade

The Choker « AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com: I can’t do better than  “this is what happens when your male role model is both a priest and a gym teacher.”

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Major health insurance companies own nearly $4.5 billion worth of stock in tobacco companies,

Should hospitals also own funeral parlors?

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- Consumerist - Health Insurers Own Tobacco Stocks Worth Nearly $4.5 Billion - Health Insurance